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eggaroo: “ unclefather: “ I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. ” is that professor mcgonagall ”
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richardgoranski:

someone: talks to me in a way that seems the teeniest bit off, hardly noticeably different than their norm
me: lies down in the shower sadly, wondering where i went wrong in this friendship

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narnia: “Some guys have all the luck - @vespernyc ”

sawawari:

HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!! 

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nikest: “Go follow @blondesense for a dope blog! ”
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It was different with you, I fell harder than ever.Alice Leigh, writing prompt #65: write a ten-word-story
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